8.3.11

BFBFBB

BFBFB = By fire by force boy bestie

Basically, I’ve heard quite a numerous number of times girls labelling boys as their ‘Besties’ and what not and I feel the urge to address this disturbing issue...

Girls, STOP *I repeat* STOP begging for male companionship, it’s not cool! You look waste! Like on a serious level, he probably doesn’t even WANT you as a friend yet your beggin’ tellin people that he’s your bestie and that? Fall back. Flat.

 ‘cos im telling you... the male mentality differs VERY much from the female-like mentality... Don’t allow his one or two ‘yo’s via facebook chat or any other technological device gass you up! Your one out of the ten girls on chat he’s spraying the same bars to B!
‘nd why don’t you take this into account - If it was that same boy now, do you think he will be screaming to the whole world that your his bestie? Don’t fink so. Probably will betray you like Judas.

Yeah once in a while guys can be nice to have a conversation and all, I totally agree.. and you may feel like your becoming closer to him daily and all tht soppy rubbish BUT, Don’t allow yourself to become gassed up to the extent where your propa droppin them indirect subliminal msgs that you want him to be your bestie (or if your bravery has escalated he has already won the title of being your ACTUAL bestie) because they don’t want that fam... neither do they want you! If anythink... allow your FRIENDSHIP to develop then maybe as time goes by, things will fall into place whether it result in you and him going out (that’s another topic in itself) or turning into so called ‘besties’.

So hear this, don’t force the friendship yeah... and after reading this, never again subliminally victimize a boy to become you’re ‘BY FIRE BY FORCE BOY BESTIE'.


Peace & God Bless !

6.2.11

''Parental Care''

^ Deceptive; Delusional ^

Alliterative expressions that don’t quite, but almost encapsulate my genuine feelings towards such an  offensive illustration ‘Google Images’ exposes to the human race, and actually expects us/the public to buy into relating to the upbringing of black kids. Falsehood. *Shakes Weave Vigorously*

Ok. I’m exaggerating just a little bit lol. Don’t get me wrong, the kids cute, but if only social services such as the NSPCC knew what he was covering up on his face. If they only knew the antics which occurred behind closed doors in an African or Caribbean household ##Scrap that! Only if they knew what happened even PUBLICALLY in East street market jus’ because you asked your mum to buy you jez ONE donut! Shettttttttttt!

Jay-Z subliminally said it all in his song ‘Hard knock life’ – No wonder the videos infested with black children.

The punishments black children have had to face and jus firm hm... lookin’ back at it now is jus WRONG!! 
And the funny thing is it started from birth:
1. The shaping of the head - weren't really a punishment but just imagine it - Badmine;
2. Being forced to go on all fours nd recieve ginger up ya anus! - Ghanaian speciality;
3. Weird positions which could lead to disability - Nigerian speciality (That makes a lot of sence LOL i jk i jk);
4. Being told to jump like a frog for an hour - When I herd this I for WDF?! - Another Nigerian speciality;
5. Getting sent out ya house half naked in winter;
6. Gettin' slapped up beyond your wildest dreams;
7. Having to choose what cane or belt your own father would use to finish your clart - The audacity! - A Jamaican told me bout this btw, 'Walahi' Loool
I think I should stop there... Trust me, the list can go on till thy kingdom come!

Is interesting looking back and realising how much you’ve/I’ve/We’ve been through (Btw I did not experience ALL the above – my parents were merciful to an extent). I fail to understand what sort’a love is trying to be expressed when your dad drags you from your bunk bed and beats you up so much that you believe in your spirit you’ve actually reached the pinnacle of death.!! < This never happened to me! LOOOOOOOL. 

They say its ‘tough love’ but boy, it gets to a point where there not even tryna teach you a lesson anymore... jus’ a recreation of Lenox Lewis Vs Mike Tyson.

Wow.. how I and half of my peers are still alive today? I dunno!


Peace & God Bless !

3.2.11

Wad'up Witch'o Clothes Darg?

Well well, wa'sup readers? Short intro this time, Ima go str8 in2 it init. My writing skills are kinda slackin now a days sarry..

Ralphy’s – I remember once upon a time I used to actually admire people who possessed Ralphy’s, but now is a thing were fam - I don’t rate you! You’re any old person to me now ‘cos like Ralphy’s are getting jus’ plain jarring now. Corner shop, ‘oh lemme wear my ralphy’, rave ‘oh lemme wear my ralphy’, bed time ‘oh lemme wear my ralphy’ LLOWWWW ITTTTT!! It’s just getting really ridiculous. I don’t have a problem if they are worn once in a while but when it’s consistent and you’re wearing layer upon layer upon layer under layer upon layer of ralphy for no reason then boyy... -7465 ratings for u sir!

Paul’s Boutique – Pauls Boutique hmmm... I remember the days this brand was nuffink! I’ve never been a fan, and certainly am not looking to become one cos you girls jus rinsed it out nuh mun! Er’bady warn wear a paul boutique bag or hoodie... why? Is jezz too much, limit yourself girls, there are other unbranded clothes and bags out in the world that are actually quite nice you know...

Gucci – Lard gad, GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI. Nah is tooooooooooo much now. I bet half of the belts and hats are fake anyway! It’s ridiculously unnecessary. Like a reincarnation of Ralphy’s like **irritationnnn**. & one of the funniest things is, these boys think that when they wear this sort’a clothin’, girls think there rich. FAMM, you got it allllll wrong (well on my behalf and on behalf of girls who think like me), you look like your tryna follow the crowd and have no other items of clothing. Str8.

No long ting init!

Peace & God Bless !

18.1.11

Happy New Year.

HAPPY belated NEW YEAR – saying happy New Year in the middle of January don’t sound too certified so that explains why I added the ‘belated’ in there.

I’ve found it really challenging for sum unusual reason this year to think of something to write and post on my blog... I guess I’ve been looking for too much inspiration *LOL* Literally – If you’re wondering why I’m laughing, it’s because of the quote positioned at the right ( -->).

I was contemplating whether to write about people telling me to like status’ and stuff like teenage pregnancy - but that’s dumb ‘cos to be perfectly honest, no-one’s getting pregnant any more (LOL, or in other words I haven't heard many cases surrounding that area), and I ain’t gonna beg and act like people still tell me to like their status’ cos no one does that anymore... But if you do ... ona bigmant, REPENT ASAP!

But yeah, erm *tbph with you.. I still haven’t found anything to write about! I’ve got a loadd'a ideas in my head, but I don’t necessarily know how to formulate them for entertainment purposes and obviously to ‘help people’ in a sense - if you get me, plus the stress of exams have taken control *can you imagine, I have an exam tomorrow morning - sigh*. So I'm pleading with those who actually do read my blog - please bear with me!!

BATTT!! For the mean time tho, make sure you read:


and watch the links on:


Peace & God Bless !

29.12.10

Nexx Ting!!

Don't care what no-one seyz.. I like these guys!!
You may disagree, but boy every situation discussed is controversial at the end of the day anyway!!
Check them out!! - Is Worth It


22.12.10

2011 - What's New?


Nuffink too Big this time. I think...

The years coming to a close, and it’s about that time when Facebook News feeds start flooding with peoples status talking about making ‘’changes’’ to their lifestyle and what not.. HOLD ON A SECOUND!!!

You know what, people talking ‘bout how their gonna’ change isn’t even the problem anymore. It’s the people who are complaining about people claiming there gonna change.

First things first, you complained last year... so why you complaining AGAIN this year – Chillax sonny Jim!!

Secoundly, not to be rude and all... BUT IZ IT UR BUSINESS!! I hate it when people say their gonna change for the better and what not and screw up but rah, were all just humans at the beginning and end of the day so if someone’s talking ‘bout how they’re gonna change, that’s their business, not yours.

So anyway, that’s all I needed to release from my chest. Minus that... 

* Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year *

to you all.. I pray that this year shall be your year of favour and prosperity.. and all shall be well with you and your family!!

Peace & God Bless !